#15
bloody pussy I lick
then dick penetrate you know its big
girl you a chick, every holes in you i pick
word.
let me slurp that bloody pussy
oh yes.. down it like a bloody Mary
imma name my pussy Larry
and make sure he’s hairy
damn haji, that rhyme is tight
dre is coming, he’ll take a flight
you and him can go have a bite
recording studio, you’ll bath in spotlight
oh snap you got rhymes
shit look at the time
my mom is making me become a mime
she wants me to get lime
because she knows i like crime
oh too bad because snails have slime
im a bee im a bee
fergie’s boobies
nice round tities
shes such a cock tease
i said no, she said nigga pls
-haji fazly and haji edmund
#14
college dah habis
move on to ur biz
time to earn that cheese
and spend like an artist
doesn’t get better than this
stop trying to get tits
cari tunang, get that kiss
get kids, put that on ur list
college mates i’ll miss you
i wish you adieu
its been wonderful, true
u were the best crew
ur goings, gave me the blues
memories of us are like hantu
coming and going peek-a-boo
life is different without kamu
college college college
some classes smells of cabbages
seen beratus powerpoint pages
depan kelas jadi our stage
the halls have seen us age
your parking lot has us enraged
though, still u r on my sentimental gauge
-dato’ fazly
#13
my chinese girlfriend
shes my all-day best friend
and my all nighter fun blend
this broken heart she’d mend
wo ai ni till the end
your ah beng ex
he cast the wrong hex
so now i am your next
everynight its u i text
things out of context
coz babe, only u i sext*
wo bu ming bai
the things u put in ur pie
lets go to the pantai
we kiss the city bye bye
oh babe you so ke ai
the way u stare makes me fly
im gon go tell my mummy
that we gon meet the tok kadi
coz i wanna wed u already
be with u till i mati
coz syg, u stole my hati
wait what? you’re breaking up with me?
-dato’ fazly
*http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sext
#12
You there, driving a ferrari
this is a rompak, gimme ur money
So I can lepak with all my hUnNiEs
take her on a date , of course hari2
on my RX-Z, that is so me
ride with me and ill do a wheelie
then we’ll stop-by rumah ali
and express our love in 3GP
coz in a month u will see,
us in strangers’ ericsson sony
coz our love cant be contained, baby
But when i found u pregnant lagi
This is my cue to faraway lari
Everywhere we go helmet dibawak
From rawang to gombak
we rempits are berlambak
we race for some bucks
we race for a fuck
til we end up under a truck
but its no problem lah kak
the roadblock we must elak
Our cover set so fly
bigger exhaust we buy
to ur eardrums say goodbye
coz we’ll be riding till we die
-dato’ fazly
**I do not advocate or like rempit activities or any rempit related mannerism of any kind.
#11
I never thought Ill be this happy
The warmest feeling i wud ever feel
To me, baby u complete me
u’re like curry for my roti
a side of you is all i will ever need
for the perfect dish that i wud like to
the perfect dish that i wud love to see.
and for u, babe, ill even quit my smoking
and for u only, baby, ill miss that whiskey
for i want u to know
ill do it all, this is coz
Your company,
Ill wait for u so we cud be,
In harmony,
together now like lovers that u see,
On tv,
forget the stars, its only u and me
baby, its only u, u and me.
go out and we can catch a movie,
but staying home with u i rather be
baby, making love to u is what i dream
lately, the sight of u is all i wan to see
baby, ill call the kadi and we’ll get married
we’ll live together, we’ll start a family.
coz honey,
Your company,
Ill wait for u so we cud be,
In harmony,
together now like lovers that u see,
On tv,
forget the stars, its only u and me
baby, its only u, u and me.
#10
to be or not to be
a student at segi
the parking i cari
hari-hari tiada lagi
double park again for me
gonna find me some food
clc cafe i gave them the boot
I rather chew on some root
coz the food there is no good
I rather go to Bintang with my dudes
Grab ur buds we gonna cabut
elevator filled with whites and blues
no matter anyway, its for the lose.
so long to arrive, it’ll blow ur fuse
climb the stairs, now that i choose
toilet’s broken again, damn tiu
submarines in the jamban, yes, ewww
clean lobby toilet is not for you
the staff will come to bid you adieu
when the coast is clear, thats ur cue
soap in the toilet, not your view
what can i say, now thats SEGI2U
-fazly emir
#9
everyday, u know i need my ciggie
coz without it my days would be shitty
i walk all the way to 7-e
and i purchase a box of marlies
every month, i always miss my rent
coz my wallet’s in a dent
from those boxes of kent
you know i am a fan
coz kent is my friend
hey fren, i think u gotta listen
let me give u a lesson
from ur two friends, hedges and benson
if they be hating then ignore them all
coz all the cool kids hangs at pall mall
u think u’re so cool with all those hair gel
but when they see u smoking SKL
then hey, u wont ring their bell
if you cough, and there’s darah
u know u shud cut down on those nusantara
you know you need to try, that sampoerna
throw away that Saat, mmg tak guna
even if my wallet is tight
i wont feel right
if i dun have, my dunhill lights,
and when im in the bed
you know i wud dread
if i dun have a stick of dunhill red,
i wud buy it in a tin
for my dose of nicotine
i feel like a king
and that’s wat i think
if u think that we’re lame
then fuck off, go smoke that salem
coz you know we got soul,
like a stick of, dji sam soe
i think we ain’t gonna live any longer,
even if we do..we just cant keep “IT” stronger
if we stop cravin on those ciggie, nigga
its time to light up a cuban cigar
buds is better with all ur bros
we can shisha too, just chip in the dough
i know u guys may be thinkin that we’re so bodoh,
dude, go get some life, get some marlboro
its vish and dato’ we gotta go,
but we believe that we had hit the show
its all “god’s grace” that gave us the flow
-dato’ fazly and vishnu
#8
those hot damn girls
with those pretty curls
yea yea u’re pretty hot
guys notice ur every spots
on ur sexy polka dot
free martinis a whole lot
in the club tryna get u drunk all over
woke up next to him with that hangover
but u know u aint gettin in his range rover
cuz all u want is free booze, not a lover
nice boobs behind that pretty dress
im not a rapist so dont stress
he sees u’re working, he wud help u yes
his armani and benz he hope to impress
babe, u get more attention than the press
coz ur body u made the guys guess
are those real or are those less ?
wow, u probably get everything
the money, the attention, the bling-bling
for being that fine little thing
ur phone must received alot of rings
from jonathan, steven and ur other darlings
heartbreaker, heartbroken and heartbreaking
as long as you get ur diamond ring.
-dato’ fazly
#7
lies
those SMSes u sent
made my heart dent
made my emotions bent
just like a brand,
of cigarettes,
am i just the current fave
what happen to that crave
for me that u used to have
u made it complicated like math
im puzzled, im confused, i would have left
but my heart, u were the theft
my emotions is like rojak and u were the chef
hey, i still have a few sampoerna left
to savour as i ponder, as i wonder,
as the sight of u is now yonder,
and no, im not feeling fonder
lies
the word of the day
that placed my heart at bay
i always thought that you may
end up with me forever
that thoughts had severed
not fully, but it wont take too much effort
to take these feelings away
the words that you said
could make me so fray
like a piece of dirt
i hope u know that im hurt
how i wish that this would revert
how i wish that you wont divert
-dato’ fazly
#6
babe u gotta chill
u got ur meal
that curry thrill
that mamak meal
so whats the deal?
write me the bill
some time to kill, bill
ur teh o ice,
is extra nice, extra sweet
like this damn beat
made u go leap,
this shit is deep,
dun be a freak,
just eat that nan and tandori,
my baby to be,
will love curry
as much as me
your nasi lemak,
cukup gempak,
at the park,
made me bark, loud,
dun have no doubt
bout ur route, the spice route,
the scent of your, poppadom
made me go down, to paramount,
or SS1, SS2 or Sunway D,
thats damansara, the place to be,
i wud tapau and beli
ur fish head curry,
fills my heart with glee,
come back at 3
always open for me
the mamak over here,
the mamak over there,
my wallet i tear
ill even wrestle a bear
cause i care for it,
that inside my lair,
the best food’s there
-dato’ fazly
